Back to School Jokes
By: Jean Boonstra
Have you started back to school yet? Our friends in Discovery Mountain are back in class, and they are having a fun start to the year. Here are a few of the best jokes floating around Discovery Mountain Academy.
Harold: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Mrs. Lewis: I don’t know, Harold, what kind?
Harold: A Geometry!
Lana: What’s the difference between Mrs. Lee and a train?
Lana: Mrs. Lee says “Spit out your gum!” A train says “Chew! Chew!”
Logan: Reeder, what kind of school do surfers go to?
Reeder: I don’t know Logan, a surfing school?
Logan: No. Boarding school!
Chaplain Jake: If you had 17 oranges, 4 blueberries, 11 apples and 8 bananas what would you have?
Caleb: I don’t know, what?
Chaplain Jake: A delicious fruit salad!
Miss Simon: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Miss Simon: Because then it would be a foot!
Devin: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Mrs. Torres: Books?
Devin: No. Bookworms!
Mr. Graham: Why aren’t there any giraffes in elementary school?
Owen: Because it isn’t a zoo?
Mr. Graham: No. Because they’re all in high school!